1. Dirty ass video, and by that I mean awesome.

    2 years ago  /  1 note

  2. If Leia had an ass like that in Star Wars, Lando would have never let her leave Cloud City.

    If Leia had an ass like that in Star Wars, Lando would have never let her leave Cloud City.

    (via curvyandnerdy)

    2 years ago  /  1,103 notes

  3. I changed my mind… I want to see Twilight now.

    2 years ago  /  2 notes

  4. When you have a guitar in your hands, it looks nothing like this..

    2 years ago  /  2 notes

  5. Smash Bros Burlesque.. aww yeah

    2 years ago  /  0 notes

  6. Nerdy Slut Pick Up Line

    Nerdy Slut Pick Up Line

    2 years ago  /  518 notes

  7. The force is strong in my pants.

    The force is strong in my pants.

    2 years ago  /  2 notes

  8. What do you mean “was”, Jake Gyllenhaal?

    What do you mean “was”, Jake Gyllenhaal?

    2 years ago  /  10 notes

  9. Pornstar can’t catch a break.

    2 years ago  /  1 note

  10. I’ve never wanted to pork a skateboard so bad in my life.
skateupton:

Swimsuit edition summer 12

    I’ve never wanted to pork a skateboard so bad in my life.

    skateupton:

    Swimsuit edition summer 12

    2 years ago  /  138 notes  /  Source: skateupton

  11. Jello, why you so racist?

    2 years ago  /  3 notes

  12. You’d think a skinny blonde dressed as hello kitty would be the hottest thing ever. Except when that blonde is Courtney Stodden. Longest 2 minutes of my life. Someone ought to spay her.

    2 years ago  /  1 note

  13. Your puppet show sucks.

    2 years ago  /  2 notes

  14. Kate Upton shows you the Cat Daddy, I have no idea what the fuck a Cat Daddy is but I already love it.

    2 years ago  /  1 note

  15. This is one fat shit cat.

    2 years ago  /  0 notes