1. Dirty ass video, and by that I mean awesome.

    1 year ago  /  1 note

  2. If Leia had an ass like that in Star Wars, Lando would have never let her leave Cloud City.

    If Leia had an ass like that in Star Wars, Lando would have never let her leave Cloud City.

    (via curvyandnerdy)

    1 year ago  /  1,101 notes

  3. I changed my mind… I want to see Twilight now.

    1 year ago  /  2 notes

  4. When you have a guitar in your hands, it looks nothing like this..

    1 year ago  /  2 notes

  5. Smash Bros Burlesque.. aww yeah

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  6. Nerdy Slut Pick Up Line

    Nerdy Slut Pick Up Line

    1 year ago  /  517 notes

  7. The force is strong in my pants.

    The force is strong in my pants.

    1 year ago  /  2 notes

  8. What do you mean “was”, Jake Gyllenhaal?

    What do you mean “was”, Jake Gyllenhaal?

    1 year ago  /  10 notes

  9. Pornstar can’t catch a break.

    1 year ago  /  1 note

  10. I’ve never wanted to pork a skateboard so bad in my life.
skateupton:

Swimsuit edition summer 12

    I’ve never wanted to pork a skateboard so bad in my life.

    skateupton:

    Swimsuit edition summer 12

    1 year ago  /  138 notes  /  Source: skateupton

  11. Jello, why you so racist?

    1 year ago  /  2 notes

  12. You’d think a skinny blonde dressed as hello kitty would be the hottest thing ever. Except when that blonde is Courtney Stodden. Longest 2 minutes of my life. Someone ought to spay her.

    1 year ago  /  1 note

  13. Your puppet show sucks.

    1 year ago  /  2 notes

  14. Kate Upton shows you the Cat Daddy, I have no idea what the fuck a Cat Daddy is but I already love it.

    1 year ago  /  1 note

  15. This is one fat shit cat.

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